AskClare

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Wrap It Up

Remember I am very blunt so if you are offended by any of my comments I do apologize. Do not stop tuning in, I am sure to have something that will excite you at one point in time.

Okay, now that - that is out of the way-- WRAP IT UP,, THE BABIES THAT IS!! I am so sick and tired of these woman playing show and tell with these ugly ass NEWBORNS. Damn it to Hell! Wrap it Up! I know everyone would like to think there baby is (showable) but hell sorry to say sometimes this is not the case. Now, this do not mean your child will NOT grow into there looks and you have to spend a lifetime Wrapping It Up. But until you can get things in order and they grow into that big head or skinny ass legs, please spare me and everyone the Agony! Do you like when people lie in your face? If not, then just please wrap the babies up from here on out.

Okay, Okay don't get me wrong money can change any babies looks. Grown up looks too. Look -- How many people came into money and had plastic surgery, brought nice expensive clothes, and high class vehicles? Let's be honest if you seen a man or woman that is big and ugly with expensive diamonds and clothes or getting out of a expensive vehicle and they spoke to you, you will more than likely speak back. RIGHT,, okay same equation but this time when you seen them they jumped out of a old school dented up car, with rags on, and had an odor -- you are more than likely to turn your nose up! Be Honest! Ladies and Man I know you are so proud of your newborn's and you have to just show somebody, keep it in the family okay. Reason why is because more than likely they look just like the damn baby and they would think he or she is the cutest thing ever! Ugly people never think they are ugly for some reason! I don't know!!

Once he or she grow into those looks feel free to Take Off The Wrap!

Comments are always acceptable. I can dish it and take it so feel free to give me your thoughts!!

If you seen an ugly baby in the past how did you respond?

Kids -- are they for you or against you

Kids can be a blessing and a curse at the same time. How many kids you know grow up and despise their parents or even worse kill them. Are these kids you are making going to be for you or against you? Right now my 2 year old is running around banging on doors, kicking her siblings in their head, screaming at the top of her lungs for her brother to give her the pencil, and just been a terrible two.

Should I:

A) Call her downstairs and ask her to please do not do that, and explain, its not nice to do those things and make all that noise.
B) Go upstairs and sit her on the couch and put on Nick Jr and hope that the cartoon calm her down
C) Return the favors that she is giving out upstairs! That means I will run up the stairs, kick her in the head lol, and scream at her to sit her behind down and don't move a finger.

I know what you are saying, and thinking but right now that don't matter since I am the one blogging. Instead of telling you the correct option, I will just leave it up to my readers. But I will say this - Don't let a child act like a grown up. Do not let your kids run all over you because it can turn from a toddler acting an azz to and adult acting an azz. As a parent it's your job to inform your kids whats right and whats wrong. Screaming is never appropriate along with putting any of their body parts on another human being.

I pay the cost to be the boss so inside my household I be damn if a child raise their voice higher than a normal 2 year old voice should go and I am going to leave it at that.

Which option are you?

Microwave Man

Ladies I will first like to Introduce myself. My name is Clareissa and I will be your go to girl for years to come. I have been there and done many things and I want to help ladies to turn the other Cheek. Ask Clare will be here very soon! Okay, lets talk about these woman that spend there whole life trying to change these man. Don’t be that lady! Been there done that! You need a man that’s already cooked all you have to do is warm his azz up. Put him on an instant minute and he’s ret to go! That is what I call an Microwave Man. Examples are here upon request.. Okay, I will stop now to see how this blogging thing works. I am kind of new to this. Feel free to Ask Clare— anything!